[lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Chris Brown[/lastfm] is finally getting what he deserves! The man that put a beat down on [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Rihanna[/lastfm] is now being beaten upon! His crew and fellow rapper [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Drake’s[/lastfm] posse got in a fight at a New York Club after Drake gave Brown, the finger! What are we here? Twelve years old? But I guess if you (Chris Brown) are upset that your ex-girlfriend (Rihanna) who had a thing with another guy (Drake) and that guy gave you the finger, you would get in a fight. If you were on the playground. And were twelve. Brown tweeted a picture of his battle wounds, showing off a gash on his chin from a thrown bottle, but the picture and tweet have since been taken off of Twitter.

The creator of the Bachelor, Mike Fleiss, says that all reality TV is FAKE, except for his own show and that the rest of the shows are all scripted. Yeah, I don’t think HE can even say that his show isn’t scripted! How else would they know how to do the rose ceremony!

Speaking of the Bachelor, the Bachelorette, Emily Maynard, was spotted around her home town wearing a $90K engagement ring from a mystery man… because the show isn’t over yet. But now we at least know that she will be getting engaged at the end of the season! She already ruined the season finale!

From expensive rings, to women who like expensive things, the Kardashian crew will be on Oprah on Sunday and Oprah asked the family some more intimate questions like “what do you say to people when they say your mother is pimping her children?” Can’t wait to hear how that interview went!

And finally from crazy families to just one insane man, Charlie Sheen was on Access Hollywood and talked about just how crazy he has been as of late. He goes on to talk about his “lunar brain and solar brain” and how “if that is bi-polar, i’ll embrace it.” Well you heard it here first folks, we all have lunar and solar brains. I wonder if our bodies know that there are two brains up there? I hope the lunar and solar brains don’t fight too much either. I don’t need eclipses going on up there all day long.

Sheen also talked about his tour a little bit and gave actually gave the audience something thathe learned from it saying “stick to what you know.” Good idea Sheen, traveling around the country with no act is not exactly the best idea ever. And that is your Celebrity Juice!