See how I refused to put LeBron’s name in the title? That was intentional. But now that whole concept was ruined because I put his name in the first sentence. Typical intern flaw. Anyways, for the past week I’ve avoided Sportcenter, Late Night shows, and even any new hip-hop music for fear of references to the Heat winning the title. It didn’t happen in my book. The NBA season ended at least two weeks ago, with no victor. But when I heard that LeBron and his two minions were stopping by The View (my most watched program) I couldn’t miss that.
Well James, Wade (the Posh Spice of the group), and Bosh (a.k.a the Human Raptor, The Human Ostritch, or that guy that looks like he wanted to eat his child) did not disappoint. They discussed everything from Wade’s pink pants, to Bosh’s new born, to 50 Shades Of Grey.
Unlike Letterman, the women stayed away from Cleveland, so LeBron didn’t have to dodge as many questions. They did confront LeBron on one of the biggest topics in his life that doesn’t involve basketball though: Why did it take you so long to propose to your high school sweetheart Mr. James? Great question, and in typical LeBron fashion, he ducked it ever so smoothly. Instead, he and Wade shared a great bonding moment recollecting how he proposed.
In all honesty, he really hasn’t answered a question since The Decision, and who would after that “LeBacle.” (Get it? Like LeBron and debacle combined? Intern Point!)
Even though I despise LeBron and Dwayne, I will admit that they’re great interviews, and even Chris does a great job impersonating a human during these things. All three are also doing great things around for their communities, have made great contributions to multiple charities, and are loving fathers. Which really is great to see, considering how well known these three men are.
P.S The best part of my day was finding those Chris Bosh memes. Google those sometime.