A school struggling to make ends meet in Pennsylvania decided to put itself on the auction block. The Learning Center in Langhorne, is up for sale on ebay.

Described as “pre-owned but extremely successful”, the school hopes to get a buyer for a minimum of $600,000. Of course, if you do win the bid, you won’t actually own the school. But you would get a cool naming opportunity, a coffee cup, a large pizza and season passes to the high school’s football games. Plus, you get to delivery a speech to the graduating class.

Bidding closes on the 4th.

It got me thinking. If you won naming rights for a school – or your former high school, where would you want em?