Ryan Lochte may be the biggest star of the 2012 London Olympics… Even bigger than Michael Phelps.  The good news is, there is already a viral video going around about this epic rivalry.

Set to the tune of, you guessed in, “Call Me Maybe” this parody starts off with “I’m in a personal hell, I kind of hate Michael Phelps.” The man singing also instructs us not to eat at subway.  I guess Lochte doesn’t need that strict turkey/avocado that Michael Phelps followed!

In case you haven’t been keeping track, Lochte won gold in the 400 m individual medly.  Phelps won the event in 2008, but this time around didn’t even make it to the podium.  The pair also won a silver medal for their performance in 4×100 m relay.  However, Lochte couldn’t hold the lead…. so maybe this parody was a little too soon.  You be the judge.